Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh
Subtitles are the best part II
"The moon landing?" Sam asks, frowning. "How long you been in the future, you haven’t seen the moon landing yet?"
"Well, I saw it," Steve says, between bites, "and it was amazing! But then a guy at the park told me that it was actually faked, so I wrote it down so I could go look into it."
"Okay, first of all, don’t take historical information from guys you meet in the park, what’s wrong with you?"
"I met you in a park," Steve replies mildly.